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You know what the difference between a unsolved Rubik’s cube and a women is?

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My dad said the imposter from among us wasnt real.

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iwas looking at the sky

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"One of these days, you're going to get stabbed to death" reprimanded his wife

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hello >!fuckers!<

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“You failed!” screamed the monster as it tore into intestines.

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“If you love someone, let them go, and if they return to you, they were always yours.”

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I wondered why she was so good at giving blow jobs and then I got the answer when I late noticed the Adam's apple on her neck. NSFW

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I left the bathroom and was immediately greeted by the sight of a very rotund middle-aged asian man waddling down the hallway, breath coming in short gasps, eyes wide with horror as he furiously clenched.

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I left the bathroom and was immediately greeted by the sight of a very rotund middle-aged asian man waddling down the hallway, breath coming in short gasps, eyes wide with horror as he furiously clenched his cheeks.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
You know what the difference between a unsolved Rubik’s cube and a women is?	1
My dad said the imposter from among us wasnt real.	1
iwas looking at the sky	1
"One of these days, you're going to get stabbed to death" reprimanded his wife	1
hello >!fuckers!<	1
“You failed!” screamed the monster as it tore into intestines.	1
“If you love someone, let them go, and if they return to you, they were always yours.”	1
I wondered why she was so good at giving blow jobs and then I got the answer when I late noticed the Adam's apple on her neck. NSFW	1
I left the bathroom and was immediately greeted by the sight of a very rotund middle-aged asian man waddling down the hallway, breath coming in short gasps, eyes wide with horror as he furiously clenched.	1
I left the bathroom and was immediately greeted by the sight of a very rotund middle-aged asian man waddling down the hallway, breath coming in short gasps, eyes wide with horror as he furiously clenched his cheeks.	1